Monday, August 27, 2012

Monster of the Day: Woman in Black

Mythos:
According the local lore, in a small English town in the countryside, there is a spirit who kills and takes the souls of children. She is the Woman in Black. She was once Jennett Humfrye, a loving, but unstable mother and wife, whose son Nathaniel was taken in by Jennett's sister Alice. She considered Alice a child thief, and Alice decided it would be best if Nathaniel did not know of his true parents. Jennett decided that she would never forgive Alice when Nathaniel drowned in a marshland. Alice could not dig up the body, so Jennett deemed it "an improper burial" and told her sister via letters to "rot in hell". Jennett hung herself after cursing this village, and resides in Alice's old mansion, the Eel Marsh house, which sits by itself in the foggy countryside, cut off from the village at high tide. Many children have died after seeing her ghost. She takes their souls as her new children, even when the curse was attempted to be lifted, Jennett continued to kill. The Woman in Black will never stop.

Movie review:
This movie was satisfying, but still needed some work. Arthur Kipps, a poor real estate agent from London, is told by his boss he must sell the old Eel Marsh House in the countryside. He is told if he does not, he will lose his job. He leaves his son with the nanny (his wife died during childbirth) and travels to the old village. There he meets kindly Sam Daily, a landlord. He is met with hostility by the other townsfolm. At Eel Marsh House, he sees a mysterious woman in the darkness, in the shadowy fogs. When kids begin dying in the village, Sam and Kipps decide they must lift the curse, before Kipps' son and nanny come to visit, and before this Woman in Black can claim any more lives. The cast are surpisingly very good. Daniel Radcliffe (whose career I assumed to be over after Harry Potter) is good as Arthur Kipps, the widower real estate agent who must save his soul and the souls of others from this woman in black. Ciaran Hinds is good as Daily, who lost his own son to this ghost, and is the only one to really help Kipps. Janet McTeer plays Elisabeth, Daily's unstable wife who lost most of her mind after her son was taken by the ghost. Liz White is good as the creepy, shadowy Woman in Black (Funny, Liz White plays the Woman in Black). The special effects are minimal, but are used effectively. The musical score is very similar to Dead Silence, as is most of the imagery and atmosphere, which isn't a bad thing. The atmosphere is creepy and dark, but the film does rely heavily on jump scares, which down-grades it. Overall, with it's frightening scenes, creepy atmosphere and music, good effects, terrifying new horror character, and satisfactory acting and story, The Woman in Black is worth a rental or a buy if it's sold at a cheap price. 3/5 stars.











Tuesday, August 21, 2012

Monster of the Day: Bagul

Sorry, there hasn't been a post in a while. Well, there's one now.

In-canon history:
According to modern religous lore, Bagul was a Pagan deity who was worshipped by many to save their children from his monstrous appetite for innocent children's souls. According to historians, early Christians believed that images of Bagul were gateways to his domain. Children exposed to images of Bagul were more susceptible to Bagul's kidnappings. His presence is signaled by an ancient Pagan symbol representing his evil. Bagul currently resides in a suburban house, because that is where his images are kept, stored away in an attic. He resides in old 16mm home movies, which focus on the families he's killed in the house, which date back to the late 60's. They begin as heart-warming home films, with hidden images of Bagul in the background, then they cut to the brutal and uniquely gruesome murders of the families. Bagul usually uses his power to possess a young girl in the family, he also uses the souls that he's devoured as evil minions. You cannot destroy him. Bagul will live on forever, continuing to terrorize and devour families forever...

Real life:
I don't know about you, but I'm excited for Sinister, the nw supernatural horror film from producer Oren Peli (producer of Insidious and director of Paranormal Acitivty) and director Scott Derrickson (director of The Exorcism of Emily Rose and the writer of the unproduced remakes of The Birds and Poltergeist). I think it will be some good Halloween fun, and it will go hand-in-hand with Frankenweenie (one's an adult horror film, the other a fun children's animated film). I hope it comes out good.







Sunday, July 8, 2012

Monster of the Day: Pennywise/IT

Pennywise is an ancient extradimensional being, who is like the Satan in Stephen King's universe. He feeds on fear, souls, and children. He takes the form of a dancing clown, mostly when hunting. He aslo takes the form of everyone's fears: a werewolf from a horror movie, a crab-like giant spider, abusive relatives, etc. He has no true form, and has a light emiting from his "body" called "dead lights", which can drive a person insane or kill them. He is only seen by those who believe in him, and whoever leaves the town he resides in (Derry, Maine) forget about him (explained further in the book). This all sounds like a cool idea. Too bad it's executed poorly. Let's talk about the movie.

Stephen King's IT:
This movie is just funny. The plot's boring and ludicrous: a few outcast kids called "the Losers Club" are being hunted and stalked by an ancient demon disguised as a clown. They attack it and wound it, but 30 years later, the creature, dubbed "It" because it has no true form, rises again. This prompts the no grown-up teens to return to finish the job. The cast are terrible, except for the kids, who do an okay job, and the main star of the film is without a doubt Tim Curry (of Rocky Horror) as Pennywise/It. He over-acts, chews scenery, and has the time of his life playing the somewhat funny clown. The lines of the main cast are delivered like a fucking soap opera. It's just laughable. There's a scene in a library when Tim Curry just goes off an a hilarious, nonsensical rant in the middle of the library, and everyone just tries to ignore him. It's funny. The special effects are what you'd expect from a TV movie, low grade. They use stop-motion that looks like something out of Pee-Wee's Playhouse, they project Tim Curry's face onto a wall as a "floating spectre", they use dissolves, and use cheap sets that Lost in Space would be proud of. The script is bad, the story over-complicated but under-explained, the effects like something out of a student film, the acting heinous (except from the kids and Curry of course), and the run-time way too long at over 3 hours. Don't get me wrong, I love long movies. Lawrence of Arabia, Lord of the Rings, Ben-Hur, The Ten Commandments, The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo, Kill Bill, and The Great Escape are among my favorite films. But this movie, unlike the previously mentioned, doesn't keep your attention or make you care about the characters enough to sit through it. Stephen King, if by some weird chance you read this, stick to drama or supernatural thrillers, it's actually your best work, even though your known for horror. Your horror stories, I'm sorry, they just get too silly or out-there or boring and repetitive to keep me, and many other people's interest. Go write something similar to Shawshank, Running Man, Green Mile, or Misery. (By the way, if you're reading this, your Dark Tower stuff, your Bachman books, and The Shining, Pet Sematary and your short stories are brilliant.) Other than that, if your looking for a "so bad it's good movie" or something dumb and cheesy to laugh at, gather some friends and watch Stephen King's IT. 3.5/5 stars (in a cheesiness factor).

Saturday, July 7, 2012

Welcome.

This is my newest blog. I have another: mattcottermovies.blogspot.com (that revolves around movies in theaters I have recently seen) I will be posting reviews of horror, sci-fi, and fantasy films, books, comics, and television shows. I will also report news on movies and TV shows that I hear about. I will be posting reviews soon!